Thursday, 30 November 2006

Learn one good joke.

Make people laugh at you.

Laughing tones your stomach – lowers your blood pressure – and makes you healthier. It’s scientifically proven.

Even the concentration of salivary immunoglobulin A is raised by laughing – and this guards our respiratory tract from infectious organisms.

But that in itself isn’t very funny.

Unlike the story about the bloke who goes into a department store & asks a sales assistant ‘Do you have a complaints department here?’

‘No we don’t’, replies the assistant, ‘you ugly fat git.’

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